Gnome More Gnome!

Gnome More Gnome!

Garden gnomes might eat your crops But no worries, I’ve got something that stops those pesky hands from digging in It’s mustard greens, spicy as sin When those gnomes eat mustard greens It blows them into smithereens.
Field Poetry – Wet!

Field Poetry – Wet!

staying dry is easy Wear Plastic Don’t Move If you move while wearing plastic – you get s(wet) If you stay put or move without plastic you get wet. Therefore, don’t move and wear plastic!